the-fit-banana-club:

hufflepuffletardis:

cr3amedpeaches:

suicidal-smiles:

wheretheewildthingssaree:

moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

I’d cry knowing that I could of possibly helped them

I want to help you! Please, don’t do something stupid!

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

kankristhrobbingprivilege:

today at lunch this person complimented my teeth and said they were really straight and i very quietly stated “thanks they’re only straight thing about me” and they snorted so hard that milk shot out of their nose

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

petewanks:

my life is a whole inside joke do u get it because i always stay indoors 

coffeepeople:

I wish that when I woke up in the morning a voice over would say “Previously in your life” and then recap all the information that would be necessary for my day.

phil-is-my-cat:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

what do you call someone without a body or a nose?

nobody knows

i stared at this for about five minutes until it finally snapped, then started to laugh for about ten minutes